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The absurdity gap.

...when the familiar becomes strange

This journal may contain adult concepts.

Created on 2009-04-26 21:52:13 (#19791097), last updated 2009-10-30

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Name:	cj0d
Location:	United States
Website:	Mike

Bio

I don't see the point of virtual gifts. I don't even know what they are, but I'm all for real gifts, especially the ones that look like this:

You can send those to the address listed in my disclaimer.

Anyway, I think I'm the only male on here. I've come to the conclusion that the Internet makes some people gay and some people, gushing fangirls.

I'm not a fangirl...well, I'm not a girl, anyway. I guess I have to admit I'm a fan, but not in that "Liike OMG!!!! Tom Cruise iz so totally liiike my huzbend! ... OMG!!!! I need him...I must have him!!!!" sense.

Um...no. I just think some of the people I use to represent the idiotic workings of my mind are either sort of, kind of interesting subjects, much like Chardonnay grapes is to winemaking, or the human form is to Michelangelo or Hugh Hefner or Tom Ford, or maybe because they're hot...or maybe because they just plain excite me for good or for bad...I'm easily excitable for good and bad.

Oh yeah, I think I'm kind of gay...maybe that factors in somewhere.

I have a Myspace too...well, two:

The first one - http://www.myspace.com/89075017 - clearly shows a man who is unsure.

Anyway, I got locked out of that one so I started another one: http://www.myspace.com/keepsonlivin .

I'm still not totally convinced I'm really gay in real life...just on the Internet. So, I'm virtually gay, I guess, but while I may not know which gender I prefer in real life, I'm certain of my preference for real gifts:

Disclaimer:

I don’t own the rights, don’t know, have no knowledge of any of the people or characters represented in this journal unless I do. I don't mean to offend any of the people or characters represented in this journal except maybe Tom Cruise.

This journal is purely fictional as far as the characters represented unless it's not. My mission in life is to offend people who are offended by idiots like me, so if you find any of this material offensive, I suggest you find something truly offensive like IDK...maybe children dismembered by war, child soldiers, child slavery, child abuse, animal abuse, grandparent abuse, adults forced to live in their parent's rat infested basements (Yes, that's me...you can send your donations to Mike at: POB Losersneedlove2, Basement Dwellers, KS 00000. Please send cash only), etc.

So yes, I do intend to make money...as much money as people send to me. However, I plan to incorporate as a non-profit organization, ASAP. I feel that this segment of the population - adults forced to live in their parent's rat infested basements - is tragically ignored in this country. Please keep us in your prayers, or better yet...send cash. I can't emphasize this enough.